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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About coatie : I am wyatt, u can call me wheeler, coastie, or radar. My favorit sports are basketball, football, lacross. I played almost every sport till Dec 21 2009, then which I had my wrestling accident, where I am now paralyzed. I am now a C4 quad. I now will play quad rugby. I can't move anything below my chest, I also can't use my hands. But I love to chill have fun do somethin crazy so hit me up.

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Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

#15011616
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22598) - you deserved it (3602)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

#15011616
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22598) - you deserved it (3602)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

#15002719
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (3877)

On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8095) - you deserved it (47095)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8095) - you deserved it (47095)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (39947)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (39947)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (39947)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

#6164155
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (5830)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

#6164155
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (5830)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML

#106107
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML

#106107
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom



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