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cntrygl83
  • Town/Country : Fairbanks, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1983 (30 years)
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (4406)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50722) - you deserved it (4615)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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