About cnparks1990 : Hi my name is christina.Im a girl,im 13 years old,and i love video games and draw and collect old time video games and knives. Send me a message if u want to talk.Check out my youtube its demonicodyessey1.I love the NES so much n dont u dare say its not cool!
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Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
by lifesabitch2016 / 05/24/2014 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML
by the other guy? / 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
by please stop singing!!!! / 03/21/2014 at 7:59pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by BMTH2296 / 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm / United States / Geek
Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
by cumbucket cops / 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by fuck off, eh! / 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
by Mojo0608 / 03/05/2014 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Health
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 12:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Estee1024 / 01/24/2014 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Unfortunately Me / 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…