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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63496) - you deserved it (16088)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9899) - you deserved it (97839)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)



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