About cnbcad : I like to ride my Harley, shoot and play chess. My wife just passed away and I spend most of my time in this huge house alone. Message me if you like.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
cnbcad's favorite FMLs
by Dexter_39476 / 01/24/2016 at 12:40am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by brokenhearted / 01/19/2016 at 9:59am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by hrmpf / 01/19/2016 at 9:37am / Germany (Bremen) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2016 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that you can give your grandpa a Vietnam flashback when you set off a leftover firecracker from New Years. I also found out that a 76 year old hits pretty fucking hard when freaking out. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 11:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML
by ashamed / 11/25/2015 at 10:50am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Son of a Bitch / 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm / United States / Holidays
by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
by nerderer / 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by queengarmin / 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Animals
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
by whymanwhy / 04/13/2015 at 6:43am / Czech Republic / Love
by cigarettes / 12/11/2014 at 1:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
by mellielynnemily / 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm / United States / Love
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…