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Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
by textraped / 03/16/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML
by jcc / 02/24/2009 at 3:31am / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Transportation
by noname / 01/14/2009 at 1:33am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Love
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