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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cmpunkbitw : i love music rnb love cmpunk

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cmpunkbitw's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (4068)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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