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cmpunkbitw
  • Town/Country : cali, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cmpunkbitw : i love music rnb love cmpunk

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Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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