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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 May 2001 (13 years)
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  • Number of visits : 85
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (2733)

On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

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191 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (2784)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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163 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (5618)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)



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