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  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 May 2002 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 740
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

#20954433
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38527) - you deserved it (2840)

On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57858) - you deserved it (4500)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7443) - you deserved it (32716)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

#19767473
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20905) - you deserved it (1505)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8379) - you deserved it (26716)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32563) - you deserved it (2915)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10936) - you deserved it (74514)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28778) - you deserved it (2865)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38611) - you deserved it (32140)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57905) - you deserved it (8132)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

#13662934
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28638) - you deserved it (2754)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37910) - you deserved it (5651)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33959) - you deserved it (6845)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25998) - you deserved it (70253)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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