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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 May 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 73
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Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37231) - you deserved it (2732)

On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (69845)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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