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cmg8390
  • Town/Country : Pennsylvania, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43545) - you deserved it (4600)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41772) - you deserved it (13717)

On 10/09/2013 at 3:03am - love - by arthise (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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