About cmbhunter : I love to play the violin. I love to listen to rock music like five finger death punch but I am also partial to some occasional dubstep. I love animals and had the chance to raise an abandoned squirrel. :)
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by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by testacular / 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
by Subliminal message / 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm / Switzerland / Intimacy
by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy
by roughsexgonewrong / 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
by adam / 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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