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About cmayer : I write, I don't speak.
But I have a killer personality.
fever migraines obsessive
Stop. Stop. Stop.
It doesn't stop;
they never stop.
make it stop.
MAKE IT STOP.
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Friday 6 December 2013