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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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