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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31341) - you deserved it (4848)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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