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by nolife / 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Holly / 08/29/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by anon / 08/29/2012 at 12:52am / United States (Maine) / Money
Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
by calivianya / 08/28/2012 at 12:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
by XYZee / 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by mr_flarpin / 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
by great / 07/20/2012 at 6:20am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
by noname / 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it,… Today, my mother was trying to have yet another "helpful" conversation about how to fix my anxiety.… Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious.…