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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Jude64</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:13am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:32pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:00pm<b>blegh123</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 12:25am<b>Nospacehere</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 1:55pm<b>WhyM3Th0ugh</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 8:56pm<b>IOSPEEED</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:07pm<b>joe54321</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 2:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:38am<b>avenue24</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:24am<b>snuffyTHEbear</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:32am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:59pm<b>AbsyntheMayhem</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:32am<b>mwali02</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 7:44pm<b>LoverWordsFood</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 12:59am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:45pm<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 12:44pm

Fucked!<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:45am<b>WhyM3Th0ugh</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:55am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 3:38pm

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cluch3's favorite FMLs

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

by Grimmy / 03/17/2016 at 4:12am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

by parasheeeet / 01/13/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals

Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML

by krfenton8 / 01/11/2016 at 1:49am / Transportation

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

by chloeleigholivia / 01/10/2016 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Health

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML

by neilmalik / 10/21/2015 at 7:18am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

by bubblewrap / 10/20/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2015 at 1:14pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

by HURP / 06/17/2015 at 11:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

by _kyleG_ / 06/16/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

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Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2015 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

by lanaoftherey / 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I was exhausted due to staying up all night practicing for the most important performance of my orchestral career. I decided to take a nap to energize myself in preparation of the evening and woke up just in time to realize I'd missed the entire concert. FML

by bruhskoni / 05/30/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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