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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 841
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About clrichmond2009 : 22, momma to Zachary Michael and Eric Lee, II, wife to Eric Lee, and happier than ever!

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Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML

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