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cloudia32
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cloudia32 : Hi! My name is Cloudia and I'm a highschooler that loves to party :D Oh and basketball is sorta my life C; You should follow me on Twitter! @Cloudia_Ozeir; DO IT & YOUR LIFE WILL BE THAT MUCH MORE AMAZING :DD

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12973) - you deserved it (40579)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (9219)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29470) - you deserved it (21701)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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33 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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107 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by granny_panties (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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