About cloudia32 : Hi! My name is Cloudia and I'm a highschooler that loves to party :D Oh and basketball is sorta my life C; You should follow me on Twitter! @Cloudia_Ozeir; DO IT & YOUR LIFE WILL BE THAT MUCH MORE AMAZING :DD
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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
by Kyle / 05/10/2011 at 6:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
by MissSmarts / 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by granny_panties / 04/18/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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