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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (12733)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32853) - you deserved it (78900)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

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