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clockworkrainbow
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in New Mexico, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 27513
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About clockworkrainbow : I'm Rachel but, I'm often called Grandma. I'm not like a sweet old lady, though. I'm a bitch. I'm contradictory sometimes. Hypocritical? It happens. I'm a good and bad person. I'm fat, I know, I suck and I deserve all the crap in my life because of it. Ha, suck my fat rolls, bitches! Just because you're miserable it doesn't mean you should make others miserable too.

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18604) - you deserved it (8590)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (54106)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)