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  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
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I agree, your life sucks (36802) - you deserved it (83140)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

#430681
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68352) - you deserved it (3193)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:07am - work - by germx (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

#430302
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I agree, your life sucks (16379) - you deserved it (56550)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm - misc - by jina (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
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I agree, your life sucks (8220) - you deserved it (49351)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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