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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

#5131831
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I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (6475)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (5270)

On 09/05/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by LaurahLunatic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)



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