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Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

MY FAMILY AND I WARA CALABRATING MAH DAD'S BIRTHDAY . THA TWO OF US WARA STANDING BY THA POOL CHATTING, AND I JOKINGLY SAID ( YOU'RA OLD NOW . ) I SUPPOSA I SHOULD HAVA AXPACTAD HIM TO SHOVA MA INTO THA POOL, MAH PHONA STILL IN HAND, AND RATORT, ( YOU'RA SOAKAD NOW . ) FML

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On 02/08/2014 at 3:54pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad and I got royally bitchd out by my mother, because she found a bill fir a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

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On 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah fifteen year old son decidd to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real!! She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie"!! FML

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On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today... I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes... shoes... an hair in my sleep. mega FML

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On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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