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About climbthoserocks : 19. NCAA lacrosse player. Arizona born, Wisconsin livin.

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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML


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