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About clilla2488 : My name is Chris. I am 20 years old and studying Criminal Justice. I snowboard, ride motocross, do martial arts, work out and party when I am not going to school or at work. My last girlfriend broke it off a month or so ago because "we had to much sex." Not even her sister understood.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
Friday 2 October 2015