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  • Town/Country : maryland, clgunter
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 223
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About clgunter : Its currently 2010 and im am 15. Im the type of person they gets along with everybody and everybody loves me. I love a good lookin lady but they need personality. I am occasionally emo and funny. Fun loving and athletic. Smart and muscular. I got all the good qualities (this strangely sounds like im signing up for a dating site so ill stop there) well thats about it. May add more later

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (20102)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)



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