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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 April 1990 (25 years)
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About clearcaidence : When I do yoga, I think about sex.

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Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58467) - you deserved it (3517)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42050) - you deserved it (138155)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86048) - you deserved it (4764)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

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