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About clearbluesky : When I was little I had an old mirror hanging on my wall with the phrase "bitchalittle" written on it. I asked my dad what it meant, he told me it was a town. I believed him.
A few nights ago, my cat slept in the shower. He also woke up my best friend by sitting on her face. Classy, I know.
"People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within." --Elizabeth Kübler Ross
If you feel the need to stalk me--
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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML