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claytwin
  • Town/Country : pittsburgh, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About claytwin : Howdy! I think Bronys are bizarre and they really creep me out.

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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39043) - you deserved it (20648)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8262) - you deserved it (45162)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (58792)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66170) - you deserved it (179677)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52850) - you deserved it (8758)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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