About claudiame : Mom of two little boys. I love to start my morning with FML
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Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)
Today, I flew to Syracuse to visit my girlfriend. Upon arrival, I found out she's seeing someone else. I spent $400 to sleep on my ex-girlfriend's couch while she and her new boyfriend slept together. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by flightnfight (man) - United States (California)
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
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