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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6071
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About claudiame : Mom of two little boys. I love to start my morning with FML

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Today, I found out wat it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites an claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (25764)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today..!! I receivd more affection from wife in a video game than I ever have in real life!! FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23045) - you deserved it (4049)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

today my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up 4 an hour. He then sat up and didn't move 4 a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bd. FML

#19126336
107 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public.

#19126066
207 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare mah mother's death to the death of thier cat . FML

#19125744
203 comments

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
249 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on mah windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, mah face went right into mah room-mate's ballsack . Apparently it was funny . FML

#18625590
275 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, mah girlfriand rafarrad to har yaast infaction as ( making braad. ) I can navar look at braad tha sama way. FML

#18623921
130 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today , I was wanking an starting thinking about y the Simpsons r yellow , an how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 yeres an mah ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
156 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I carpoold with mah co-workerhose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely... an broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, At Work, I Got Chilli Powder In Mah Eye. Now Not Only Do I Have A Swollen, Blistered Eye, But I Am Covered In Milk As Mah Boss Assured Me That Would Help. Mega FML

#18225907
75 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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