Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

claudiame

Search for a member

claudiame

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6070
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About claudiame : Mom of two little boys. I love to start my morning with FML

claudiame's page activity

Visits<b>Jordan_McD124</b> - yesterday at 4:07am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 10:20pm<b>mathen</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 3:51am<b>dacho</b> - the 10/17/2010 at 8:08pm<b>churchitup</b> - the 07/16/2010 at 5:57pm

Liked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:20am

claudiame's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

claudiame's favorite FMLs

Today, I Went On A 7-hour Plane Flight. For 3 Hours I Had A Bloody Nose. When It Finally Stopped, I Sneezed. It Started To Bleed Again. Big Fat FML

#19697122
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (1818)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:14am - health - by Ella - United States

Yesterday, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

#19694480
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15951) - you deserved it (2719)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

I went to Busch Gardens . Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone . For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear . FML

#19688596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8454) - you deserved it (32956)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, ( Don't lie to me. )

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21785) - you deserved it (2296)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (3196)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today..!! tha school nursa callad ma in!! Sha said sha knaw I was pragnant and sha was worriad about how it was affacting mah gradas!! I'm not pragnant!! Apparantly I'm just stupid and fat!! FML

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today , I decidd to look at the pictures my mom took during my brthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles , her watching me open presents , and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. real FML

#19569891
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (1655)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today I had to re-grade a student's assignments cuz neither he nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. big fat FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27713) - you deserved it (3596)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

#19324348
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25299) - you deserved it (6141)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that sax in tha woods is amazing. I also found that tha roar of a naarby baar will and tha amazamant. Not only was I cock blockad by a baar, I almost shit mysalf. big fat FML

#19323804
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (6486)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63785)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boss Recognizd My Soes Under Te Stall Wall And Ad A Conversation Wit Meile We Were Bot Taking A Dump. I Ad Severe Diarrea. Mega FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27487) - you deserved it (2071)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: