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classicalglass's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by cougar26 / 09/24/2015 at 12:42pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by wtf did he do / 07/19/2015 at 5:02am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by Steve97 / 07/13/2015 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
by gerbilmaster / 07/09/2015 at 5:12pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by gurding / 06/21/2015 at 12:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML
by Kassutera / 06/06/2015 at 7:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Goth_Hawk / 01/13/2015 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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