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  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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classicalglass's favorite FMLs

Today, some asshat ran onto the road and tried and jump over my car as I drove by. He didn't make the jump. FML

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40536) - you deserved it (4191)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML



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