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  • Number of visits : 227
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:50am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:18am<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 3:03pm<b>victorvldv</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:02pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 8:03pm<b>toma1945</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:46pm<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:24pm<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:06am<b>Bbexxy</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:39pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:20am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:27pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 10:06am<b>KazuTrumpet1512</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 2:23am<b>brasiliano</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:12pm<b>bananassin</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 3:24pm<b>CaptainCookie</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 2:06am

Fucked!<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 1:11am<b>bananassin</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:12pm

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40446) - you deserved it (4182)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML



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