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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 443
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Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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