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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About clarissasyima : L.J ;; orange county

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Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (4823)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)



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