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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML


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