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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13332) - you deserved it (2572)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6959) - you deserved it (26210)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6737) - you deserved it (63757)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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134 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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214 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by UGH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 8:07pm - misc - by shelteredchild (woman) - United States (Texas)



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