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Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm - health - by pixkalexi - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my 5 kids were singing their favorite Christmas carols in the van, each trying to sing louder than the others. It would have probably sounded better if they were all singing the same song. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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