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Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
by Having a pretty sister sucks. / 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by kaynotentirelywrong / 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by ew / 08/11/2013 at 9:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mia / 07/28/2013 at 2:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
by trailertrashyanditsucks / 07/26/2013 at 3:55pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dareyale / 07/26/2013 at 2:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Aggressive / 07/24/2013 at 9:12am / Ireland (Dublin) / Holidays
by accountnamevalid / 07/21/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
by Nick / 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 10:55am / United States / Work
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