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claiiire
  • Town/Country : houma, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63088) - you deserved it (16316)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

#180985
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78060) - you deserved it (3607)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

#167901
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24097) - you deserved it (75145)

On 03/01/2009 at 1:58am - intimacy - by fmlisthebomb (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
56 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

#125458
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45498) - you deserved it (20547)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8862) - you deserved it (55692)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396
551 comments

I agree, your life sucks (416442) - you deserved it (26644)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

#15767
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8482) - you deserved it (32253)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54483) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
56 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
53 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18490) - you deserved it (80954)

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