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claiiire
  • Town/Country : baton rouge, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1917
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About claiiire : 19, college student. Message me if you want to conversate and such, promise I'm nice.
Sorry I'm not very photogenic.

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Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

#6976652
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4671) - you deserved it (42197)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

#6901032
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (9178)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

#6901032
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (9178)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML

#6851938
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6152) - you deserved it (16789)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML

#6851938
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6152) - you deserved it (16789)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

#6841457
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21957) - you deserved it (3024)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

#6695365
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (7046)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML

#6687460
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12184) - you deserved it (2686)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

#6583766
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7866) - you deserved it (27062)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

#6580570
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36464) - you deserved it (1691)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35379) - you deserved it (7326)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML

#6461124
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9325) - you deserved it (36627)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

#6242295
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25275) - you deserved it (4923)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we got our results for our final grade English paper on which I worked my butt off on, and also which I let my best-friend copy off from. I received a E- and two detentions for plagiarism. My friend got a A minus. All she said was "oh well, at least you tried your best". FML

#6225217
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11365) - you deserved it (43889)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by fuck_thisshit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

#6181842
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30386) - you deserved it (2497)

On 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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