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Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, we got our results for our final grade English paper on which I worked my butt off on, and also which I let my best-friend copy off from. I received a E- and two detentions for plagiarism. My friend got a A minus. All she said was "oh well, at least you tried your best". FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by fuck_thisshit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Notyourstepmom - United States (Nevada)
Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by violatedinden (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 1:17am - love - by footyfallout (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of nowhere. He packed some blankets, a bottle of wine, and some condoms. He didn't know the dirt road was actually a driveway until all of our clothes were off. FML
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On 08/04/2009 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Stars (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)
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