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Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by argh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)
Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
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