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About cjwayy : I love alternative music and think anime is fucking weird. I'm from Chicago but I live in Washington state. I have a mentally challenged and obese pug/french bulldog mix named Oliver, as well as a beautiful lab/pit mix named Stella. But you probably don't care. I'm happily in a relationship with an amazing guy :) I lived in Shanghai, China for 4 years and I love to travel. I like a really wide range of music, from Metallica to Green Day to Fall Out Boy to Iggy Azalea. But I mainly listen to alt/pop like The Cranberries, No Doubt, Alanis Morrisette, etc. I do not respond to PMs unless I have a strong inclination to.
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Friday 17 October 2014