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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2376
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About cjwayy : I love alternative music and think anime is fucking weird. I'm from Chicago but I live in Washington state. I have a mentally challenged and obese pug/french bulldog mix named Oliver, as well as a beautiful lab/pit mix named Stella. But you probably don't care. I'm happily in a relationship with an amazing guy :) I lived in Shanghai, China for 4 years and I love to travel. I like a really wide range of music, from Metallica to Green Day to Fall Out Boy to Iggy Azalea. But I mainly listen to alt/pop like The Cranberries, No Doubt, Alanis Morrisette, etc. I do not respond to PMs unless I have a strong inclination to.

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cjwayy's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML


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On 10/08/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML


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On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML


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On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML


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On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML


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On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 7:19am - misc - by hylianprincess (woman) - United States

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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