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cjlerch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1977 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3260
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About cjlerch : Things I hate:

- People who are overly optimistic
- People who don't respect privacy
- People who will do ANYTHING that they want, regardless of others
- People without a sense of humor
- People who can't take sarcasm
- People who aren't grateful for anything, at all, ever (I'm looking at you, Stephen)
- People who act stupid because they think it's cute (It's not)
- People who annoy others because it's 'fun'
- People who think their way is the best way and no other way is good
- People in general
- Mosquitoes

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cjlerch's favorite FMLs

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22378) - you deserved it (2871)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28657) - you deserved it (1920)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17332) - you deserved it (32383)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16151) - you deserved it (29805)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

#21280293
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (2163)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (2703)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (40240)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML

#21248418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (3001)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43408) - you deserved it (9443) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

#21225778
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40343) - you deserved it (7224)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45438) - you deserved it (3932)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41134) - you deserved it (6155)

On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

#21206358
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40635) - you deserved it (6447)

On 07/11/2014 at 8:26pm - health - by sexyhobbit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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