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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 867
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cjkent84 : 29/M/Australia. That's all you really need to know. :)

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I never take things to heart

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


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