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About cjkent84 : 29/M/Australia. That's all you really need to know. :)
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML
Friday 2 October 2015