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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 November 1984 (30 years)
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About cjkent84 : 29/M/Australia. That's all you really need to know. :)

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


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