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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cjkent84 : 29/M/Australia. That's all you really need to know. :)

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Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (13154)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20706) - you deserved it (59882)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday mah boyfriend an I decided to have sex for the first time . While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, your gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (27804)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep . Suddenly, a man next to me startd laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap . I was so scard, I reflexively punchd the girl in front of me in the face . I was pinnd down by three other men while the cops were calld . FML

#13645028
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (9075)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all mah heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (43408)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I lost the remote control to TV. I can't change the channel manually on it , and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial fir the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this fir an hour now. I'm a female , and I'm beginning to feel like I ned this product. FML

#13403987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (9055)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke looool up with swastika and penise drawn on mah face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to mah prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at mah friend's house 4 a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today.. . I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear . I had to get on mah dad's Facebook fir him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploadd . FML

#12955617
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36638) - you deserved it (2940)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52312) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book cummd out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confusd, as they placd cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32649) - you deserved it (3283)

On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68332)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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