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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cjguthrie : Like to talk text me at 316 285 3401 I'm big in sports love sports and I love caring for people currently single and I'm 15 so don't creep to much I'm am a soft-more in high-school

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Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML


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