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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 772
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cjguthrie : Like to talk text me at 316 285 3401 I'm big in sports love sports and I love caring for people currently single and I'm 15 so don't creep to much I'm am a soft-more in high-school

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Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

by jdancerchick / 11/16/2011 at 8:47am / United States / Transportation

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

by Luke / 11/07/2011 at 9:53am / United States (Virginia) / Money

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy