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Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42444) - you deserved it (4138)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom



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