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cjack188

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About cjack188 : I study town planning. I love the sims 3, Harry potter, desperate housewives (t.v series). I'm always open to meeting new ppl and hearing other ppls stories, that's why I love this site :)

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Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

#20060052
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (8271)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

#20045388
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (1610)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

#20045097
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18531) - you deserved it (7798)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (1339)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (3347)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20534) - you deserved it (2708)

On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

#10132808
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8627) - you deserved it (38754)

On 04/25/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119525) - you deserved it (73983)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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