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cjack188

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About cjack188 : I study town planning. I love the sims 3, Harry potter, desperate housewives (t.v series). I'm always open to meeting new ppl and hearing other ppls stories, that's why I love this site :)

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cjack188's favorite FMLs

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

#20816365
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55251) - you deserved it (5851)

On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

#20814477
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52835) - you deserved it (3956)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

#20809215
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51496) - you deserved it (7595)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

#20755318
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47568) - you deserved it (2992)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

#20188582
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22877) - you deserved it (3076)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21851) - you deserved it (1650)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

#20075771
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (2330)

On 09/17/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by twinkletoes (woman) - United States

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

#20060052
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (8692)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

#20045388
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (1758)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

#20045097
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21182) - you deserved it (8290)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24160) - you deserved it (1491)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (3626)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (2923)

On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML

#10132808
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9688) - you deserved it (41706)

On 04/25/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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