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About cj_hhs_17 : whats up my name is cj rich im currently a junior in high school want to know more just ask
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Friday 5 February 2016