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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML


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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML


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