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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34537) - you deserved it (4996)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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