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cj89898

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 2000 (15 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>nena_kievu</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 5:14pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 4:04pm<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:22pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:00pm<b>llamadramas</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 12:01pm<b>BluePenguin1001</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 10:50am<b>rhymehoardhh</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 10:08am<b>SirPringles</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 5:11am<b>LuxEtTenebris</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 3:15am<b>campbelllp</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 4:12pm<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:53am<b>DrHothead</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 1:30pm<b>umerin</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:47am

Fucked!<b>Markie_Carolyn</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:13pm

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cj89898's favorite FMLs

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that I wasn't going to be a father. My best friend is going to be the father to my girlfriend's child, though. FML

Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML

by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML

by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

by SpiderMan / 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy