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by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by zefronke8 / 04/17/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
by SpiderMan / 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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