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Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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