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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About cinskeep43 : If the good die young, I'll live forever

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cinskeep43's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35090) - you deserved it (2812)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36783) - you deserved it (3450)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

#21242471
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (3425)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (6746)

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